July 24th 2008 06:49 am
AN EPILOGUE TO MY, ER, EPILOGUE: Cletus Takes On GoGoer.com (6/6)
I have the greatest friend in the world.
After hearing my litany about GoGoer.com , Cletus noted down a few details, asked me to trust him, went back to his house, and contacted GoGoer’s Live Help…just to rattle their cage one more time on my behalf!
Unfortunately, he was too fired up to remember to take screen shots, but he did manage to copy and paste the entire conversation on the email he sent me.
Hell hath no fury like a vengeful best friend. 
I love you, Cletus my man. I know in our neck of the woods a guy usually gets his ass kicked for saying that to another guy, but I really mean it.
Er, ahem, anyway, kiddies, here’s the chat transcript featuring Cletus versus Tracy - who’s - using - her - coworker - Robert’s - login of GoGoer.com.
(WARNING: Rated "PG-13" for strong language and extremely strong display of stupidity)
Chat InformationPlease wait for a site operator to respond.
Chat InformationNotice:We are experiencing a high number of chats at the moment. Wait time is currently up to 10 mins. You can email for further requests. We apologize for your inconvenience. By the way ,you shall get our email address from "contact us " at our frontpage. *
Chat InformationYou are now chatting with ‘Robert’
Robert: Welcome to the Customer Support Live Chat. This is Tracy. What can I do for you ?
wow us: hi
Robert : hi
wow us: i have been waiting over a week for only XXXX gold
wow us: please refund me now
Robert: ok, let me see
Robert: please wait a moment,ok?
Robert: thank you!
wow us: refund, ok?
Robert: could you give me a moment,ok?Thank you
Robert: I will check it for you now,ok?
wow us: ?
wow us: just refund me
Robert : and i will try my best to help.
wow us: just refund me, i dont want the gold anymore
Robert: you mean you do not want the order to be finished ?
wow us: no, you had a week and still couldnt deliver XXXX gold
wow us: you only contacted me once
wow us: i want my money back now
Robert: sorry to keep your waiting.
Robert: Thank you for your patience…
wow us: just refund me now
Robert: please wait a moment. ok?
wow us: wtf am i waiting for
Robert: Thank you!
wow us: just refund me
Robert: ok, please wait a moment,so that i can help you .ok?
wow us: wtf
wow us: just REFUND ME
Robert: ok,
wow us: ?
Robert: i ask our guy ,he tell me that he can trade with you at once
Robert: could you please login?
Robert: Thankyou
wow us: just refund me instead
wow us: i want my money back
Robert: you ordered, and want your gold ,right?and we can deliver to you right now,would you please log in the game now, and we will trade with you now,ok?
wow us: no, i dont want gold. i want my money back
wow us: how many times do i have to say it, do i need to say it in chinese?
wow us: you have had a WEEK to deliver, and you only now try when i want my money back?
wow us: i have been logged into game and you have NEVER messaged me except the first day
Robert: sorry for the inconvenience it cause to you,but now i can promise to you that we will
wow us: you will refund me?
wow us: no one is messaging me in game
wow us: so i think youre lying again
Robert: could you please log in now, it would be appreciate.
wow us: ARE YOU STUPID? I AM LOGGED IN
Robert: no, you can log in, our guy is waiting for you now, he just tell me,
Robert: it is true.
wow us: LOOK YOU FUCKING IDIOT. I AM IN THE GAME
wow us: NO ONE IS MESSAGING ME
Robert: ok, our guy is loging in ,could youplease wait him a little time,
Robert: Thank you !
wow us: wtf…
wow us: you said you were already logged in
wow us: now youre not?
Robert: yes, he will , I will tell you,and he promised to me that he will trade with you at once,ok?
Robert: sorry, he is askingme whether you are not.
wow us: I JUST TOLD YOU
wow us: I AM IN GAME, LET ME GET A TRANSLATION
Robert: Sorry for the inconvenience caused to you!
Robert: ok,
wow us: ni ge SB, wo zai you xi li mian!
wow us: fan si le, gun!
wow us: mei ren gei wo fa xin xi
Robert: sorry, our guy is ready to ,please wait for him .ok?
Robert: Many thanks to you!
Robert: but our guy will ,right away.because the sever is full now,just mins ,ok?thank you
wow us: the server is not full
Robert: You are Chinses?sorry to trouble
Robert: yes, it is . ours is full, he just tell me that,just mins,I will urge him,ok?
wow us: stop lying. i just logged out and back in. there is 0 queue
wow us: just give me a refund. you have 3 minutes
wow us: then it will be a chargeback
Robert: I am not lying, please wait for him ,I will ask him now,ok?
Robert: Thank you for your cooperation.
wow us: i am not cooperating
wow us: you are stalling and not getting anything done
Robert: I am trying my best,please!!
wow us: 2 minutes
wow us: your guy has been in game to deliver, then he is trying to login, now hes in game
Robert: I am urging him,please give me alittle time,ok?
wow us : gogoer is a liar and a cheat. it has been 20 minutes
Robert: you can seehimnow?
wow us: no message
Robert: he tell me mthat he is log in the game now.
Robert: and he will speak to you .
wow us: hes not telling me that
Robert: he tell me,
Robert: and please do not worry, i will tell him,ok?
wow us: tell him what?
wow us: i have been waiting for 20 minutes listening to your bullshit?
wow us: i dont believe you are talking to anyone
Robert: tell him you are waiting for him.
Robert: i just speak to you.
wow us: you told me he was waiting for me
wow us: then you say hes logging in
wow us: then you say he cant login
wow us: then you say just wait
wow us: what now?
wow us: i tell you what… im going to login to paypal and start filing a dispute, then chargeback
Robert: sorry for the inconvenience to you.
wow us: if he doesnt message me by the time im done filing the dispute, then that sucks for you
Robert: I know your feeling and why you opend it is to get your gold at the least time.
wow us: … and because: youre an idiot, you lie, i never received any communication after the first day from you, and STILL no one is messaging me in game
wow us: one can only take so much bullshit before doing something
wow us: anyways, im logged into paypal now
Robert: sorry for that , I just tell himagain,
wow us: i will find the payment and start a dispute
wow us: yes yes, keep telling "him"
wow us: i dont think youre talking to anyone
Robert: but i am deal with your order
Robert: indeed no,
Robert: but you do not believe .
wow us: no, because your word has no meaning. everything you have said is not true
wow us: it has been 30 minutes now and you still havent done what you said you would
Robert : i am sorry.i give up all the sevice to deal with you,
wow us: it has been over 7 days, and you cant even deliver a measly XXXX gold
wow us: and since you wont refund OR deliver, i will take my money back myself
Robert: I do not what is our guy doing, maybe he is trying,
Robert: ok?
wow us: now you dont even know what he is doing, that just helped my confidence
Robert: he does not respond me , please take it easy/
wow us: lol
wow us: fuck that
Robert: ok, our guy tell me that you can speak to him,
Robert: because you is leave in the situation.
wow us: speak to who you idiot? no one is messaging me
wow us: do i just message "guy" in game?
Robert: could you please speak to him now, because th esituation is leave .
Robert: ok, i will ask his name
wow us: wtf
wow us: have him message me
wow us: what kind of service is this
Robert: ok, i will tell him,
Robert: wowozd
wow us: ?
Robert: wowozd is his name,you can speak to him now/
wow us: sigh
wow us: 0 players named "wowozd" online
Robert: his name,character name!
Robert: ok?
wow us: im going to go take a leak, and brb.. i’ll be thinking of you
Robert: but he is online now,
Robert: could you please check it ,thank you.
Robert: Roasted Quail is your item?
Robert: sorry to trouble you
wow us: no
wow us: i have no item up
wow us: no one is meeting me in game or messaging me
wow us: do you even know what server im on?
Robert: could youplease put your item at auction house?
wow us: no
wow us: someone is either logging in and messaging me NOW, or im getting my money back
wow us: 40 minutes later, youre still full of lies
Robert: XXXXXXXX is your ID?
wow us: yes
Robert: yes, our guy find you, but you can not see him,right?
wow us: your "guy" isnt online…
wow us: if he found me, tell me where i am
Robert: XXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXX A XXXXXX 500 2008-7-1515:19 xxxxx@xxxxxx.xxx µÚÒ»´Î USD gogoer ÎïÆ·[Roasted Quail]1* 7.15 16£º23 12+
Robert: this is yourorder,right?
wow us: in game, where am i?
wow us: your guy isnt on the server
wow us: tell me what city i am in
Robert: are you lon out od the game?
Robert: could you please add his ID ?
wow us: ?!@?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
wow us: thats it
wow us: you are the village idiot of china
wow us: no one has messaged me, he isnt online
wow us: how many different ways do you need to be told for it to process?
Robert: sorry to trouble you that aer you log out ?
wow us: NO
wow us: 45 minutes….
wow us: in the paypal dispute process now
wow us: you better make it fast
Robert: Please hold one moment
wow us: no
Robert: could you plese add his ID ,i will send it to you,please wait ,
wow us: fuck that
Robert: a minute,ok?
wow us: im typing my dispute, you better hurry before i click continue
Robert: ok, wowozd is his ID
Robert: could you please add him now?
wow us: surprise! he’s still not online
Robert: thank you
wow us: just have him message me, i know it wont happen
wow us: thank me for what?
Robert: ok, but he is , he told. sorry, the situation of your account is leav ,right?
wow us: ?
wow us: omg
wow us: i dont know what youre saying but im still in game
Robert: he tell me that he find you is in "leave "situation, could i know your number?
Robert: we will call you.
wow us: why? thats not going to help..
wow us: and whats a "leave" situation?
Robert : we will speak to you directly,ok?could you please close the private chat ,so we will find you easier,ok?
wow us: no
wow us: that doesnt make sense
Robert: could you please close the private chat ?
wow us: why?
Robert: so that our guy would find you easier.
wow us: does that make sense to you at all?
wow us: "wowozd" still isnt in game
Robert: but our guy will find you and trade with you succcessfully,because he did not find you,
Robert: so could you please close the private chat
wow us: ?
wow us: you havent resolvd anything
wow us: hes not in game
wow us: hell he never even logged into the game, why do i belive you? you lie
wow us: not only that, there is NO "wowozd" in the wow armory
Robert: you have not see him so i suggest that close the private chat ,it will help him to find you,ok?
wow us: Your dispute is open Thank you. We’ll email you when the seller responds. Your dispute will automatically close on Aug. 11, 2008 unless it is escalated to a PayPal claim.
wow us: have fun idiot
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5 Comments »
Cathryn Wheel on 25 Jul 2008 at 10:33 am #
This is a nightmare! GoGoer.com has got to be the worst site you’ve reviewed! You certainly don’t need this crap!!!
CursedPrincess on 08 Aug 2008 at 9:56 pm #
Geez… WTF?!!! Ummm…. Eeerrrrr I am speechless with their DUMBNESS, STUPIDITY and IDIOTIC sense of Customer Service.
Lestat de Lioncourt on 09 Aug 2008 at 1:57 am #
It’s funny. He used “ok” 28 times. ROTFLMAOBBQSAUCE!
What’s the connection of closing the chat window with contacting a character who’s in the game? Mama Mia.
GoGoer = Idiot.
Treil on 04 Sep 2008 at 11:06 pm #
I was dumb enough to order from these guys. When they were acting fishy with my purchased product, i went on a little online investigation and what do i find? “STAY AWAY FROM GOGOER!!” and this stuff. Lesson learned: Research a site like this before you purchase from them. I doubt I’ll ever see the product OR my money back.
“Dear customer,
This is Susan, the customer representative from the website.We usually can deliver mesos at a once.But I am sorry, we have some problem in logging in the game. This is special condition.Could you please give us some time to deal with it? You ordered on our website before, you may know we do not delay you deliberately,we will inform you when we are ready to deliver ok?Please gie us some time.Thank you.Have a nice day.
Best regards
Yours sincerely”
I’ve never ordered from them before.. Fuck gogoer.com, please for your sake stay away!!
Glogehoalia on 12 Nov 2008 at 5:51 pm #
Спасибо за пост! Добавил блог в RSS-ридер, теперь читать буду регулярно..