July 15th 2008 09:10 am

GOGOER.COM: GOING OUT ON A LIMB WITH THIS PURCHASE Plus More Crappy English (2/6)

Lucky for me WoW gold prices have dropped significantly, I can purchase at GoGoer.com without having to sell my two best friends down the river. Cheapskates rejoice!

However, money is money and it still stings to part with my moolah. Yeah, I know I could always ask for a refund, but that’s not what every earnest WoW gold buyer (or even an earnest WoW gold selling-site critic) would want after all that effort of placing an order and chewing on one’s fingernails while waiting for delivery. In the end, it’s all about getting what you paid for.

And as vicious and skeptical as I may seem, I would be more than happy to be proven wrong in the end. I might as well take this opportunity to tell my detractors AGAIN that no, my site is not all about slamming for slamming’s sake. WoWGoldFacts.com is simply about reviewing a gold-selling site’s services — how good their customer support is, how fast their deliveries are, how truthful their claim is…you know the drill. It’s not like I derive some evil pleasure from tearing apart a company, no matter how good they are. The bottom line is this: if your customer service rep is both helpful and HONEST with me, if I get my gold (I can let the minor delays slide) and I am treated with respect, you earn points with me and I will wax lyrical about you. I don’t expect you to be perfect. Just don’t BS me or treat me like dirt and just give me my dang gold ! It’s that simple, people!

But I digress…

Let’s go back to purchasing gold at GoGoer.com.

This is their chance to redeem themselves after the way Jenna/Bert treated me .

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I really should lower my expectations as far as website copy is concerned and just focus on the efficiency of their services but Holy Mother of Mercy, everything on GoGoer’s site is just BEGGING to be made fun of.


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Thank you for my…er…coming?

:D

Well, nice to know that my account "will not be suspended or banned for purchasing World of Warcraft Gold" from them.

"…we have improved our professions, such as increasing the personnel for delivery specially. So that plz trust that we can deliver you instantly!" - You’ll deliver me? To whom? Oh please please please deliver me to Natalie Portman. Naked, if she pleases.

Contact me in one hour ? Cool beans!

"Come on, let’s enjoy this hot promotion storm you have never experienced!" - Sounds so wicked and dirty. I love it!

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41.679 gold traded within this server alone? If you say so…

Ah, I love your prices. Your first redeeming factor so far, GoGoer.

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The "ash-bin"?

If I want to remove something from my shopping cart, do I need to incinerate it first?

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8888 gold in stock, I presume.

Delivery is usually within 30 minutes to 24 hours max?

Can I have mine within half an hour? Or do I stand a much better chance at winning the Powerball lotto TWICE before I could get my gold within 30 minutes? Am I asking too much, GoGoer?

GoGoer.com Order-6

If I want faster delivery, I have to put up something for sale at the AH? Such a hassle. I didn’t have to do that when I ordered at IGE.com and MySuperSales.com .

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Yadda yadda yadda.

One thing I noticed about GoGoer’s order process: they don’t ask for your character name until AFTER you’ve logged into PayPal.

Pourquoi?

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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Leave my computer? No way, Jose. I’m taking my chances and logging into the game to wait for your toon.

Your countdown to redemption begins.

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2 Responses to “GOGOER.COM: GOING OUT ON A LIMB WITH THIS PURCHASE Plus More Crappy English (2/6)”

  1. Alvin on 15 Jul 2008 at 3:35 pm #

    go to gogoer.com and i received aching head so strong never experienced before! Join me and enjoy aching head so strong. Love is all around using impotent hand and mind. 8-)

  2. James on 21 Jul 2010 at 5:45 pm #

    OMG! I payed for 1 order of Mardia mesos for my maplestory and after 3 hours NOTHING! It said one hour AT MOST! I want a refund. I gogoer wont give my money back, I will get it back through the credit card company!

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