June 19th 2008 10:08 am
RUN RANDY RUN Plus Life is Like a Box of WoW Gold…You Never Know When It’ll Get Deleted (1/4)
"Randyrun.com," chuckled Cletus.
"What’s that? A new porn site?" I said with as much enthusiasm as a sedated mental patient.
Yours truly has been sick the past couple of days. Cletus came over to bring me the mother of all cliché foods-for-the-ill: hot chicken soup, which he polished off on my behalf. Go figure.
"No, you cripple, it’s a site that sells WoW gold."
I suddenly sat up. "Why would anyone name their gold-selling site Randyrun.com ???"
"Beats the hell out of me. They’re European." Politically-incorrect Cletus strikes again.
"Well, that explains it all!"
"Sarcasm noted."
It was enough to pique my curiosity though. Burning with fever, I checked out the site with Cletus and….whoa daddy!
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"Speechless, eh?" said Cletus. "Their web designer got a little too enthusiastic with the gold and red."
"Yeah," I said when I found my voice. "Very Euro indeed. Soviet even. Post-perestroika and glasnost . When they had yet to discover good taste."
"What’s that?"
"Never mind. Their tag line is very catchy, by the way: No work. Just Fun. With Randy Run . Are you sure this isn’t a porn site disguised as a gold-selling site?"
"If it was a porn site then they’d have chat, which they don’t."
"WHAT?!"
I scanned the home page. True enough, there’s no Live Chat! The only contact options are to email them or Skype them.
"No chat!? That’s it, I’m not reviewing this site that looks like it was designed by a shirtlifter who sweats glitter!" I croaked.
"Oh yes you are, ’cause I’m paying for the order this time."
Cletus volunteering to pay. That’s a first. Is the end of the world at hand?
"Why?"
"’Cause the other day I was playing and I got a bunch of spam from these f***ers. And you know how I HATE in-game spam. Would you believe —-"
"Tell me about it some other time. Check this out!" I laughed.
They have a character name generator. Who in their right, straight mind would name their character Fairyogi?
Oh this is so f***ing hilarious!
But who the hell is this?
"Eurotrash reality-show performer," Cletus said. "Don’t even click on that one."
So just who exactly is Randy? And is he really, um, randy? Why does he run? Aaaarrghh, so many questions. Inquiring minds want to know.
He has a network of "first class connections"? Knows the best professional gamers and the most reliable gold suppliers? Really?
Best you meet Randy Run personally. Er, you think it’s really best that I meet him? And what are the delivery options? How soon will I get my gold?
SEVENTY-TWO HOURS???!!!
72 hours????
Soixante-douze heures??!!
Sacré bleu!!!
And with the possibility of a 96-hour delay?
And get this disclaimer, which is a stinker: PLEASE NOTE THAT IT IS YOUR OWN RISK TO BUY WOW US GOLD AND THAT WE CAN’T REPLACE THE GOLD IF IT GETS DELETED BY A GM.
Excuse me, Randy my man, but your biggest competitors offer redelivery to customers whose gold got deleted. Shame on you! I haven’t even ordered from you yet and your rating - as far as I’m concerned - is already 20,000 leagues under the sea!
Now I know why Randy runs. He runs off with your money!!!
And if this isn’t a scam, then I don’t know what it is:
Give you my account name and password? Are you nuts???
And to make matters worse, Randyrun.com charges a delivery fee of AT LEAST $1.55 for mailbox delivery and AT LEAST $15.47 for a….mule account trade?
I thought only Colombian drug cartels used mules.
"Cletus, this is nuts! The review is over before it’s even started. I’m giving Randyrun an F. Now if you will excuse me, I’d like to go back to bed and die. My fever is killing me."
"No, your boredom will kill you before your fever does. Think about it. I’m paying for the order, you cheapskate!"
Hmm…now that I think about it….hmmm again.
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8 Comments »
sick-a-more sycamore on 20 Jun 2008 at 1:02 am #
delivery fees? are they insane? would rather buy gold elsewhere!!!
Littletoot the small on 20 Jun 2008 at 1:21 am #
LOL LOL LOL LOL! Randyrun.com will run off your money, account and the shirt off your back! The review is finished. Don’t bother ordering from them, Extreme Gold Fan. It’s going to be a waste of your time. Just go to the hospital instead. Get well soon! =D
Linden Marks on 20 Jun 2008 at 1:24 am #
Wow. all i can say about randyrun is….Are they serious about what they’re saying on their site?
They charge delivery fees? Who in their right mind is going to give them their account login to have them create a mule?
Cathryn Wheel on 20 Jun 2008 at 5:13 am #
RandyRun.com is one big fat scam. Go kick their a$$es, Extreme Gold Fan!
Oli on 20 Jun 2008 at 11:13 am #
Probably the only site on earth that charges a delivery fee for wow gold. I smell a rat. Run Rat Run!
Thomas on 08 Dec 2008 at 1:40 am #
Wauw so many losers that can’t stand randyrun has a great website and store for WoW gold.
Damn how can all these people here be so loose - OMG….
And what are the odds for this website has been made by another gold store… hmmm… hmmm… it’s so hard to tell….. 99% ??? - hahaha.
Go home loser….. really….
Extreme Gold Fan on 08 Dec 2008 at 3:36 am #
Thomas, your command of the English language leaves pretty much to be desired. What is it exactly you’re trying to say? LOL.
Nigu on 16 Apr 2009 at 12:52 pm #
Well , first i ordered a powerlevel at randyrun.com here no problem at all they started to level within 24hours and leveled up my character in time and everything went perfectly,
secondly i ordered 10k gold like 3 days ago i still havent recieved anything !!! this is weird
live support are there to answer your questions but cant tell you nething about when you are actually getting your gold