June 3rd 2008 03:37 pm
EPILOGUE: BROGAME, I HATE YOU Plus Brogame, I Really, Really Hate You (4/4)
Deliver my gold within 10 minutes eh?
10 Minutes???!!!
What a joke.
Brogame, you just f***ing lost the chance to redeem yourself last night.
10 minutes? Bullshit!
YOUR. TOON. DID. NOT. SHOW. UP.
I waited. And waited. And waited.
My toon pickled itself in-game waiting for the promised gold. My anxiety pushed me to call Cletus for moral support.
Unfortunately, my own best friend was of no real help as he was on an 80’s laugh trip and busy viewing crap like this:
Mullet hair. Check. Plastic earrings. Check. Lycra on men. Check. One lifeless singer named Robin Gibb. Check. Yup. Can’t get any more f***ing 80’s than that.
Caral , little Miss Brogame, little Miss Liar Liar Panties On Fire, how dare you make me log into my game and make my toon wait for nothing. Is that how you are outside your job as well? Tease poor men like me and then leave them high and dry without so much as a—.
Never mind.
What you and your company did to me was despicable. What you did for your company’s image was unforgivable. How could you lie like that to your customer? Is Brogame’s Live Help team comprised of lying witches like you? I hope not! Caral and Catherine , you are not fit to provide customer support. You two are fit to be thrown from a catapult and soar to the ends of the earth so civilization would be rid of bottom-feeders like you.
I hate Brogame. They are no different from the other crappy gold-selling sites I reviewed - WoWMine, THSale, SwagVault, IGE.CC, IGXE, POOFay….
Another one joins the shit list.
I want a refund.
My bumper sticker should read HONK IF YOU WANT A REFUND .
Honk. Honk. Honk!!!!!!!!
Before I end this post, I would just like to leave one quick message for Caral the Brogame Biatch:
Dear Caral,
Go f*** yourself. May the dude below visit you in your bedroom tonight and have his way with you. You two would make a great tandem.
Love,
Extreme Gold Fan
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2 Comments »
arianne on 03 Jun 2008 at 4:01 pm #
jesus that vampire scared me sh*tless! i ordered 2 months ago from brogame so i know the agony you’re going through. they suck and suck is a mild word to describe them
Cathryn Wheel on 04 Jun 2008 at 6:31 am #
Brogame is a pro at scamming customers. ‘Nuff said. Love, love, love your blog, Extreme Gold Fan!