June 3rd 2008 01:58 am
BROGAME: DELIVERY IN TEN MINUTES Plus I Am So There!!! (3/4)
I long for the day when I could honestly write a positive review about a gold-selling site. I’m even willing to "lower my standards" by cutting WoW gold sellers some slack by not crucifying their English so much. As long as I get my gold with as little delay as possible and customer support treats me very well, my blood pressure won’t soar to stratospheric heights, and I’ll be more than happy to shamelessly promote that site with the fervor of Don King promoting his latest prize fighter.
Unfortunately, I’ve been KO’d one too many times by inept customer support, false promises advertised in banners that are gaudier and tackier than the album cover of Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band, and ZERO deliveries! Kiddies, I am starting to lose hope. Brogame has given me nothing. No gold, no email, no phone call. OMG, I can’t believe I’m hoping that someone would call me even at 2:00 in the morning. Am I becoming that desperate???
NOT!
I ignored them the entire weekend thinking they’d check on their backlog of unfilled orders and eventually contact me to follow up. But did they? Heck no! What was I thinking? Brogame was probably happy that I fell quiet. They probably even thought I died or something and toasted their own good luck.
Well, sorry, Brogame but Extreme Gold Fan is alive and kicking, albeit several dollars short…AND I WANT MY DAMN GOLD!!!
Time to hit Live Help (if they’re of any real help, that is).
This time, instead of Catherine, I get some lifeless chick named Caral. Funny name.
Right. Check the stock. Standard BS for stalling. Same old song.
Chick wouldn’t even answer my "your farmers" question. Betcha Brogame trains its agents to master the art of ignoring delicate questions. Ha!
But wait — "our guys will deliver in 10 mins"
I hold my breath, not believing what I am reading in the chat window.
A bit of a "lost-in-translation" moment there but I’m letting that slide if it’s true that I’m getting my gold in ten lovely minutes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WoW gold, come to Papa!!!!
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4 Comments »
Angel Loves Bug's Ear on 03 Jun 2008 at 3:43 am #
well did you get your gold????
Marissa Pineda on 03 Jun 2008 at 4:34 am #
i bet you didn’t get your gold. i bet you’re still waiting for the delivery. i bet your next post will say screw Brogame. lol!!!
kevin on 03 Jun 2008 at 9:30 am #
I have to say it’s so funny to read your blog.Especially I’d worked for one site you have mentioned.
Know exactly what the spam is,why they are so high on google search query.Anyway nice post.
Dwight YM on 06 Jun 2008 at 9:22 am #
I love your Blog and I’ve read all of your posts. You can work for some consumer rights org or the BBB. ha ha ha! keep posting. Btw, I hate brogame too.