May 27th 2008 02:02 am
INTERLUDE: STOP SPAMMING ME!!!
This is for all you pathetic upstarts and moribund old-timers who have been leaving me spam in the guise of comments:
FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING THAT’S HOLY, QUIT @#$%ING SPAMMING ME!!!
Since I started WoWGoldFacts , both the legitimate comments and spam have been pouring in, the latter frighteningly increasing as I continue churning more posts. It’s bad enough that thousands of spam - ranging from invites to view someone’s webcam to try out the latest penis-enlarging pill to apply for personal loans - continue to clog my web-based email account’s inbox. It’s worse when I’m playing WoW and some dickhead gold-seller comes up to me telling me to buy gold from them. But the spam comments in my blog are really just getting to me and I’m telling you losers to please just STOP!!!
You understand? STOP! You are wasting your time sending me stupid spam like this:
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If you think that by sending me such comments, you could pique my curiosity, review your site, and in effect, give you free publicity, you’re dead wrong! Any WoW gold-selling site that sends me such shit will never ever be granted a review - good or bad. The best way to repel me is to promote your crap via spam. You understand? Comprenez-vous? Verstehen Sie? ¿Comprende? Er, how how the hell do you say "do you understand" in Chinese?
Better yet, how do you say the following in Chinese?
1. @#$% OFF
2. Leave me alone
3. Stop spamming me
4. I hope your site gets shut down
5. Go shove a pair of chopsticks up your rectum
QUIT SPAMMING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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1 Comment »
Jeongho Min on 06 Feb 2009 at 10:36 pm #
Translations? I’m no Chinese (I’m Korean, in fact), but I know Chinese. Here they are (I hope your computer can read Chinese chars):
1. 他妈的关闭 (Ta ma de guan bi)
2. 不要管我 (Bu yao guan wo)
3. 阻止垃圾邮件箱 (Zu zhi la ji you jian xiang)
4. 我希望您的网站被关闭 (Wo xi wang ni de wang zhan bei guan bi)
5. 去推一双筷子你混蛋 (Qu tui yi shuang kuai zi ni hun dan)